My first post here... a bit of fun. I'm making a list. Please respond with anything you think should be added. Thanks very much. Best Regards, Frank Beachem

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from “Titanic” (1997)

1. If you’re going to make love in a car, make sure it’s NOT on a sinking ship.

2. If you’re going on a very long trip in a sea full of icebergs, bring a pair of binoculars.

3. Have a problem with a multi-million dollar piece of jewelry? Just toss it overboard!

4. If you want to try and “make the headlines”, order a ships captain to speed through a field of ice.

5. Be careful what you win in a hand of poker.

6. Just because you’re “king of the world” today, doesn’t mean you’ll be alive next week.

7. Cold water can be a real killer!

8. Don’t ever allow yourself to be handcuffed.

9. If your life depends on an axe-chop by your girlfriend, give her at least one practice shot.

10. Make sure your cruise ship has lifeboat space for everyone.

11. Don’t upset a ship’s officer; they might shoot themselves.

12. Be careful of anyone named “Cal” who isn’t a baseball player.

13. Keep a whistle with you, always.

14. Propellers can really, REALLY hurt!

15. If you’re walking through the “valley of the shadow of death”, walk a little bit faster for those behind you.

16. If you hear a band playing “Nearer My God to Thee”, RUN and PRAY!!

17. Don’t trust anyone who says they can “smell icebergs”.

18. If you find a Picasso painting, it really IS worth something.

19. DON’T open a safe on national television.

20. The practice of “spitting” is truly an art-form.

21. It is NOT necessary to announce dinner like a damn Cavalry charge.

22. Being in a fancy place does NOT mean you’re at the best party!

23. If you’re on a ship piloted by a Captain with the last name of “Smith”, GET OFF!

24. If a girl asks you to check into a certain “Dr. Freud’s” theory on male preoccupation with size, she is MOST definitely trying to insult you.

25. If someone wants to give you a “small token of appreciation compliments of someone else”, watch out!

26. If you’re in a bad situation, sing “Come Josephine in My Flying Machine”.

27. Someone with a last name of “Lovejoy” isn’t necessarily filled with “Love” or “Joy”.

28. Sliding into the water is only fun at a theme-park.

Okay, there's been over 60 viewings here, but no additions to the list?

Come on folks, please give me some more good "material" to add. Can you think of any others to put on the list? Would really appreciate any imaginative responses to include.

Thanks!!!
Frank

Coooooooooooool

I learned everything from stern to bow.

I know everything about the stern and bow. It's the middle bit thatz hard