I typed this out totally without forethought in an email last March. (cut and paste-- where else but here would people appreciate such stuff?)


<at the pier>



Cal: I say, what a grand and luxurious ship

We chose for our transAtlantic trip!



Rose: I don't get why the press has whipped up such a fuss.

Such fancy entrappings are customary for us.



Cal: Ruth, it seems you have spoiled your daughter.

It's hard to top what you've already bought her.



Lovejoy: I'm sure Mr. Hockley has tipped you enough

To handle five carfulls of Miss Rose's stuff.



(Man blows whistle to call for more help)



Old Rose, narrating:

_Titanic_ was a wonder in everyone's eyes,

But I boarded it as Cal's captive prize.



<in the tavern>



Sven: Mork mork mork, Olaf!



Fabrizio: Jack, you bet-a all our dough!

If you don't-a win, you make us-a row!



Olaf: I'm tired of Sven's reprimand.

I have two pair. Let's see your hand.



Jack: Full house! Now you must both accede

To giving us your tickets, Swede.



Fabrizio: Hurry Jack, you see, the ship, she is-a blowing

The big-a whistle, and next she will be a-going!



<they run to the ship>



Jack: Wait, let us on too; we're healthy and hale

We have no diseases, so you can set sail.



White Star Line crewman:

That man named Sven, it says, looked oddly dark

For a Swede, but we are late. Let's disembark.



<end scene>

i think its excellent! did you write it yourself?