TICKET TO OBLIVION


Come on buy a ticket! Come on aboard and take the cruise of your life
Come on aboard for a most fantastic trip
So come one, come all, men bring your children and wife
Get on board and have fun on this most luxurious ship.

We will take you anywhere you want to go
From Europe to Asia, or either one of the Americas
We will travel up and down, high to low
We will tour the world from Australia to North America.

Visit our luxurious restaurants and gyms
Travel first class because that is the best way to go
Our lights at night will always be on dim
This will entice romance to flow.

I know we can hold at least twenty-two hundred souls
We have launched on our voyage many many times
We are unsinkable! I guarantee you, you will make your destination and goal
If you are a frequent guest, you will greatly enjoy each time.

Today we set sail from Liverpool England and we are to dock in New York
Hurry now and get on board! I promise you won't be sea sick
Get your bottle of champagne, unscrew the cork
You are about to set sail on Titanic.