Need a good laugh? Read the Weekly World News story about Titanic. Just below the newborn baby looks like Lincoln and the story of Satan captured by GIs in Iraq, WWN reports Titanic never sank. The story itself is in the middle (dead center) of the paper. I never laughed so hard in my life! Get a copy (or just read it while you wait at the checkout lane. Unfortunatly, I've no idea where it is on their website ( www.weeklyworldnews.com ), but if you can find it there send a link so other Titanic fans can read it. It funny as - um - well, it's just danged funny!